Have I ever mentioned how much I hate shooting in hotel rooms?
I believe I have.
Primarily because I have yet to set foot in a hotel room that didn't look like a cookie cutter hotel room. I've been, and shot, in everything from rooms that look like storage rooms converted into hotel rooms, to honeymoon suites. The latter, though it did have a pretty fancy whirlpool bathtub, looked like a fucking hotel room. Some are obviously better than others, but they're all the same. I have seen photos and have heard stories about amazing rooms, but they continue to elude me. One model actually went on and on about how amazing the room was that she was staying in, but not only could she not get a photographer to shoot her there, but one of her gigs was actually across town in a shitty hotel room. She was pretty pissed. That was in Arizona, I believe. Imagine that.
That was a really random analogy.